Scarcity, dad vibes, elitism, and learned wisdom are all characteristics commonly associated with the Capricorn sign.
Hold the pinkies out and the spoons high. Those born under this sign improve with age, often rising from humble beginnings to influential positions.
Like Aquarius, cream of mushroom soup is a staple of the future and is nearly impossible to ruin.
Aquarius, ruled by Saturn and Uranus, straddles the fence between the conventional and the extraordinary.
Pisces is the poet of the zodiac because it is ruled by Neptune and prioritizes emotion over logic.
A crowdsourced poem called "The Ceremony of Giving" captures this fusion of soup and poetry beautifully in lines like these:
The sign of Taurus is associated with both physical and food cravings.
In a similar vein, potato soup is "so thick you could shake its hand and stroll with it before dinner" kind, to paraphrase poet Robert Crawford.